• In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
• In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
• In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
• In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!

   Roses are Red
   Violets are Blue
   In Soviet Russia
   Poem writes YOU!!